In an effort to make our world a better place and relieve guilt with the least amount of effort we would like to welcome you to Universal Offsets. Below you will find a list of categories with the available offsets. If you would like to have one of your behaviors offset (for a flat $10 fee) please send an email to captainoffset@hughes.net with the category and number of the offset you would like to receive. You will receive back instructions on payment and, after payment is received, a picture of your offset being carried out will be emailed to you.
Feel free to add offset ideas under the comments in the various categories and we will do our best to meet your needs. More offsets will be added on a regular basis so check back often.
Thank you for doing the least you can to make our world a better place, we hope you feel better.
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