Thursday, April 12, 2007

Husband Offsets

1) If you lied to your wife about working while you were actually playing golf for each offset purchased we will have a husband lie to their wife and tell them they played golf while they were really working.
2) If you have lied to you wife when asked, "How do I look?", for each offset purchased we will have a husband be honest with his wife when asked.
3) If you have lied to your wife when asked, "Do I look fat?", for each offset purchased we will have a husband be honest with his wife when asked.
4) If you don't talk enough with your wife for each offset purchased we will have a husband spend 15 minutes of conversation with their wife WITH eye contact.

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